We're miles apart but best friends at heart.

So today is our last day in Varadero, Cuba. I couldn't have asked for a more beautiful day! No matter all the drama we've been through in the past seven days I can say I've had a blast! I'm going to miss the cycle of red-flag-yellow-flag waves, the salty water, the plastic bag-looking jellyfish, the casual wave riding pelicans, the too-strong drinks, the stars, the overly friendly resort staff, the drunken old men, the burning Cuban sun, the ocean view our balcony gave us, the towel sculptures our maid left us, the sand between my toes and deep in my belly button, the erra moments, ALL the drunken sluts and man whores, the margarita pizzas, the resorts homeless dogs, the fish in the pond, the smell of constant Cuban cigar smoke, the feeling I get when I see "Vinny", our sand boobs and sand dicks, and most of all I'm going to miss the feeling I found here of not giving a shit and releasing all my problems.
Gracias Cuba, te amo!
So yesterday was St.Patty's day and it was full of drama and rain. Jenna's guy Kel totally ditched her and so our night was spent drunkenly walking back and forth from bar to house to the discotheque. Can I just say to sum up the night: boys suck most of the time apart from Caroline's wheel.
Honestly, I had no intention to bring --- drama down to Cuba with me but obviously its me and so it's unavoidable.
I nee to change my ways...
Now I've got a fucking rash on both my hands, got freckles on my nose which is mad peeling, my voice is gone, again, and I have sun spots all over my arm. But I guess it's all going towards a good cause... being tanned!
[Feelings better at this point and after a good cry]
Random facts I found out tonight:
1.) PEIs name is Andrew
2.) Andrew is 17 and in grade 11 because...
3.) He had brain surgery last year.
4.) Andrew is epileptic
5.) His birthday is November 13th (--- and ---'s bdays are also in November)
6.) PEI has a drink called Moon Shine/ Firewater which is 95% alcohol (soooo illllleeeegaal its nawt funny)
7.) I'm still in love with --- for no good reason.
8.) I wish Anna and Nigel were here... bffls (shout out)
[side note: only half of that is true now]
9.) I miss Toronto a lot (I don't think I'll ever move away)
10.) My name is Ashley Gaete and I YELL when I'm angry.
I have such 'great' friends. Seriously, you guys completely ditched me just cuz the PEI boy, Andrew, wanted to chill. So I was LEFT ALONE with him. This must be a complete joke to you guys but honestly its sad. He really is a nice guy (just saying). But FUCK! Jesus what if he wasn't? What if he was a complete sketch who raped me because none of you were there?! This is the fucking SEAN situation on my bday allllll over again! Why does this always happen to me every time? Maybe it's cuz I'm not a bitch[hahah thats a good fucking joke]? So while you guys are fucking clubbing it up, I'll be here in my room, bored and confined to my fucking room cuz I told him I felt really tired and sick. I hope I'm in the back of your minds while your tongues are in the back of some next guy's throat. I hope tomorrow will be a different fucking night cuz right now I feel like I came to Cuba ALONE! It doesn't feel great.
So last night was very legit! Super smashed. I actually don't know how I made it back from he discotheque to my beach house. We chilled with these guys from Ottawa. Apparently they're our age but they kinda looked young to me. So our name for this group of fellas is Ottawa. They consist of Sens Jersey, Orange Shirt, Blue Shirt, and Snake Bites. Orange shirt was a man whore cuz he was wheeling that blond chick from Toronto who was totally wasted. Later at the club Jenna got sloppy seconds with that guy but apparently he was good.
(Side note: Jenna's hickey HAHAHAH! OWWWOWWW)
Tamara wheeled the guy in the blue. Krista and Meghan danced with Sens Jersey but only Krista hooked up with him. And contrary to popular belief, no one hooked up with Snake Bites.
I wonder what that's like though... hooking up with someone with snake bites?
So I woke up at 6am still drunk. I lost my voice again and like an hour ago the old man who I danced with walked by. I still think he's around 40 but Tam thinks he's 60! Whatever.
Last night I also danced with PEI guy aka SPIKE FAIL. He was okay until he grabbed my ass. He did that to Tamara too... He was really excited that we all were from TDOT, I guess it's cuz Prince Edward Island gets boring.
Tonight we're getting messy again/going clubbing. But I don't think I'll get shittered again just cuz tomorrow is St.Patty's... that way I can go CRAZY =D
Today is such a good day to play beach volleyball and swim in the water... and that's what we did! Finally swam int he ocean after like 15.5 years of my life. It was cool at first when we were nearest to the shore but after 10 metres out and three mouth fulls of salt water, it was all way too much for me. I started to freak out cuz I couldn't swim back to shore as the currents were getting stronger. I was actually in the same spot for a good minute while struggling. I called Kitti and Caroline to help. they tried to keep me calm until we got onto the shore.
I'm never swimming out again after the current is under a yellow flag alert.
Volleyball was fun cuz my team rawked! Can I say the other team got served?! LOL. We bought matching bracelets that say "Cuba" on it... very cute! And after chatting it up with another Toronto boy,(who was hot btw) we found out there is a beach party tonight! LEGIT. FINALLY, we're going out. Like we pre'd for the discotheque last night with Cuban cigars but people were tired so we flopped out on the night. I wonder how ----'s night was at Circa... with ----. Oh and what about his Friday night with brainer girl?
I only mentioned him cuz I just saw a pelican fly by...
OMG Tamara brought me a conch!!!
ASHLEY IS DAMN HAPPY NOW!
ERRA OUT
Kay so the bar tender at the pool is kinda sketch but still a super fun guy. We were in the main pool and Krista told us the reason she was all MIA was because she checked the [resorts] computer to see if she got accepted into MIT.. which SHE DID!!!!!! She's on this ting that kinda like a waiting list. Still it's super great news! So we went to the bar to celebrate and we took tequila shots with him (I think his name started with an E). After the shots he asked us for our names and then kissed our hands, no big I guess.
So like ten minutes later we go back for some beers and he takes me as a demo to show how Cubans welcome each other...
Step 1- Kiss on the right cheek
Step 2- Kiss on the left cheek
Step 3- kiss on the lips.. AAHHH!
That one I would not do. He kept insisting though and it became awkward but he was still cool with us and brought our beers even after we ditched him at the bar.
Tonight we are continuing the celebrations by clubbing and Cuban Cigars! SAH-FUCKING-SHWEEET
I just went to this snack bar to order a snack. Turns out they only have things with meat in them. So once I asked for something without meat they were stumped. The Cubans actually think I'm crazy! I said in Spanish that I couldn't eat 'carne', meaning meat. Then they asked [if I could eat] chicken. I still said no. So I ended up ordering a hot dog... It's been a month since I've had meat... this shall be interesting... here I go to my bite...
Last night was cut short by the fact that everyone was super tired. For me, I woke up at 7:45am after having gone to be[d] at 10 pm. I know, that's like the first time I've gone to bed early on my own in like over a year! It's refreshing here, I still haven't smoked a Cuban but I feel like today I will. Oh and I also haven't tanned yet. It's no surprise cuz I'm like albino. I just want to swim in the ocean but they keep putting up red flag warnings due to the [strong] tides and the currents bringing jellies onto the shore. I'm going to take another dip in the pool then join the water aerobics!
ps. I heard one of my first Latin dance songs here :)
OMG, never have I ever been in such an insanely beautiful place! On our ride to our resort from the airport I saw many eagels, cows and horses. I love it here but it's sad to know that we're just in the controlled tourist area. The real Cuba isn't this blue and white paridise. I even saw some of it too... We drove past some of the slum-looking homes. It's sad to see such a disparity.
I want to smoke a Cuban before the day ends.
We already have had two drinks in the past first hour [that] we've been here. This place is just chills. I love getting away from everything...
going to soak up some sun and drink more. VIVA CUBA!